Minako's Ghetto Inbox for Genessia

[sailor_v]

"Whaddup bitches this is Minako's inbox leave a message or suffer the consequences."

[OOC: Will replace with a real inbox later.]

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[ Call - Audio ]

[eternal_sailormoon]

[ Breathlessly, excited: ]

I've made this friend here whose name is Dray and he has cat ears and a tail and he wore this really pretty dress on Halloween and he's super nice and offered to make me dinner and liked the dress you picked out for me and he has a BOYFRIEND but he -

- Minako he never has been on a date before! And -

We need to make sure he has the best date ever!

[ Call - Audio ]

[sailor_v]

Then you were right to call me, I'm an expert.

[As if Minako's been on a date before in her life, please. Usagi's had more experience than she has.]

So...he's a cat guy who likes guys. Not my usual clientele, but I can work with this. When do we start?

[ Call - Audio ]

[eternal_sailormoon]

I knew when he said he needed help with a date I *had* to contact you because you are the expert of love and justice!

[ If anything it sounds like Usagi is getting more excited ]

Let me see when he's free and I'll send you a text!

[ Call - Audio ]

[sailor_v]

Sounds great! Maybe we can all meet for lunch. That sounds like something a professional would do, right?

...Is he hiring me, or is this pro bono work?

[ Call - Audio ]

[eternal_sailormoon]

.... I didn't mention anything about money.

[ Usagi first sounds confused, then apologetic: ]

B-but! I can pay your fee for him! I think he deserves the best service!

[ Call - Audio ]

[sailor_v]

Nah, that's fine. This is for a good cause, after all! But he can buy us lunch, and then we'll call it even.

[ Call - Audio ]

[eternal_sailormoon]

That seems fair!

[ And it won't use up her dwindling supply of red bills, either. She needs to figure out how to get more at some point. ]

Thank you again for helping us out!

He seemed super nice, and I want to make sure he gets the best date!

[ And she has to live vicariously through others since Mamoru isn't here. ]

[ Call - Audio ]

[sailor_v]

Yeah, it was really sweet asking someone out so boldly.

[She sighs, resting her chin in her hands.]

I wish someone would ask me out like that. I'm so jealous.